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It happened to me.
The TSA laid their blue-gloved hands on me Sunday after I “opted out” of their undocumented (perhaps) cancer-inducing scan-o-porno-gram contraption.
They studiously ignored my 4+ Million miles Executive Platinum American Airlines baggage tags and treated me to a full-body feel-up.
It was not performed by a Miss America candidate and therefore, it was not pleasant.
Meanwhile, the State of Texas has introduced a bill that would criminalize such actions by the TSA or by any others.
God Bless Texas!
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