Daddy? When the Weatherman says “There is a blizzard warning in effect”, What does it look like outside the window?

Well pumpkin, it looks something like this:

Daddy?  Why does Al Gore hate humanity so much that he causes so many storms and freezing snow?

I don’t know, pumpkin.  Maybe his daughter wasn’t as interested in the world around her as you are.

Daddy? If Al Gore was on fire after some terrible accident, would you piss on him to put out the flames?

That’s nothing for you to worry about, sweetheart.  I’m sure Al Gore could find thousands of people willing to piss on him if he were actually on fire.

Me?  No so much.