Turn Down Service?

I travel.

I travel a lot.

And one thing I gotta’ wonder about is this whole so-called “turn down” service thing?

What’s the deal with that, anyway? It seems like an oxymoron at least.

I mean, that someone – usually a woman, opens your hotel door, walks in, and offers turn-down service?

What’s up with that?

I mean, Hey! I can get turned down on the street as many times as I want. I don’t see why the hotel want’s to send women into my room to turn me down, too.

Maybe Fiesty can improve on this concept, but I gotta’ ask: Whats the deal?

I just say no thank you, and turn them down.

Ha! That’ll show ’em.

. . .

Maybe I travel too much.