TSA Full Body Scan Etiquette and the NEW Modesty Shield™

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As I and many others travel by air while the TSA pursues it’s quest to examine our innermost orifices or outermost appendages with its newly deployed ‘full body scan recorders”, I wonder if some etiquette is called for?

As one with an outermost appendage (a male traveler), I wonder if I it is proper etiquette to risk an erection lasting more than four hours with Viagra™ just to look good for the cameras?

Instead, I think it would be better to  use my newly patented Modesty Shield™ to conceal my dangly bits during the airport security screening process.

The new Modesty Shield™ blocks the back-scatter imaging rays with a “wear all day” comfort fit. At my personal direction during the product development phase, PLUS sizes will definitely be available.

The Modesty Shield™ is available wherever fine travel accouterments are sold.

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