TSA finds suspicious ‘package’ at SFO

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On July 9 at SFO airport, the TSA’s suspicions were aroused by a ‘package’ found in a man’s trousers. They worked ‘hard on‘ their screening methods to ascertain the 13.5″ of manliness belonged to none other than Jonah Falcon – the man with the world’s largest penis.

Note to TSA: Get out of our pants!

Alternate lyrics (with apologies to Carol King):

“Will you blue glove me tomorrow?”

h/t Dan

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