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Seen at Charming, Just Charming Just For Glee
This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit.
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. ‘What’s the matter?’ Jack asked.
‘I’ve been transferred to Detroit. There’s crazy people there. They’ve got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, corrupt government, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation.’
Jack replied, ‘I’ve lived in NW Detroit all my life. It’s not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It’s as safe a place as anywhere in the world.’
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, ‘Oh, thank you. I’ve been worried to death. But if you live there and say it’s OK, I’ll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?’
‘Me?’ said Jack. ‘I’m a tail gunner – on a Budweiser truck.’
BAWAHAHAHAHA Thanks for the link!
Friday Linkzookery – 01 Feb 2008
5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen Okay. Cracked.com has convinced me. I’m thinking about a Mossberg 930 SPX. Detroit Not as bad as they say?…