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Finally, after years-long pleas from IMAO, the U.S. is finally mounting its initial attack on the moon.
The moon has been circling the Earth for too long, all the while failing to reveal its true intentions. The fact that it is frequently invisible from Earth during the day has raised suspicion as well.
It’s time the moon was given the warning shot it has provoked. Right up the ol’ “Southern Pole” region.
U.S. observers west of the Mississippi River are advised that viewing will require telescopic equipment in the 12″ range. Heh. I think I have that covered, right here.
Impact time:
6:30 AM Central
5:30 AM Mountain
4:30 AM Pacific
(For those in Rio Linda, these are the same time in different ares. There will not actually be three separate events.)
For those without the – ahem – “equipment”, NASA will be providing coverage of the attack.
More NASA coverage links here.
