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The Associated Press has further vital information, but asserts:
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Too.Late.to.Close.The.Border.
Use hand sanitizer
Wear Protective N95 masks
Avoid people
Take Tamiflu or Relenza at first sign of symptoms
Unlike the Associated Press, Traction Control urges its readers to pass along information that will be helpful in preventing the eradication of life as we know it from the face on the planet. Spread the word.
Updates:
HotAir: CDC: It’s too late to contain Mexico’s swine flu; Update: Two in Kansas, eight probable in NYC
Instapundit: WELL, ONE WOULD HOPE SO: Health Agencies Warily Monitor Swine Flu Strain. Related item here.
Also, New York school children likely infected with swine flu.
Bloomberg: Mexico’s Calderon Declares Emergency Amid Swine Flu Outbreak
The Jerusalem Post: Swine flu spurs international health emergency
CBS NEWS: WHO: Swine Flu Has “Pandemic Potential”
Guardian: Pandemic fears as killer flu virus sweeps Mexico
Serves em right.
Congress spent all that money on pork and look what it got em.