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It’s Summer Glau!
Traction Control would like to extend an all-expense paid weekend to end all weekends invitation to Summer Glau, the android-babe from the Sara Conner Chronicles to the Gunblogger Rendezvous,
Summer, have your people call my people. We’ll see what we can work out.
I currently list 42,668 hand guns with a retail value of $23,932,953 and 24,100 long guns with a retail value of $18,087,579.
Orders are usually available for next day pickup or direct shipment to your local FFL.
My blog is worth $140,005.92.
How much is your blog worth?
Dude! This seriously needs to happen. There appears to be some contact information online, but no idea if it is valid or not.
On the flip side, he is considerably less attractive, but we could always try inviting Adam Baldwin…
Subj: Request for Summer Glau at charity event
Amanda Glazer,
Paul Kohner Agency
9300 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 555
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Dear Amanda:
My name is [****] and I am the proprietor of a Web site called Traction Control.
Each year many of the writers of similar sites participate in a three day event known as the Gunblogger Rendezvous held at the Circus-Circus hotel in Reno, NV. The dates for this year’s event are October 9, 10 and 11.
Traction Control would like to extend an all-expense paid weekend to end all weekends invitation to Summer Glau to this year’s Gunblogger Rendezvous.
Please let me know how we can set this up.
Sincerely,
[Name]
[Phone]
[sent via email at 10:36 AM Central Time]
Don’t forget to tell her it’s to raise money for Project Valour-IT, and whatever you do, don’t tell KeeWee……
…. Mr. C.
Mums the word and “10-4″ on Project Valor-IT.
You dog! We going to have to volunteer you for future celebrity invites.
Heh.
No word yet from her agent, though.
Called Summer’s Agency today, and sent this follow-up note:
Thank you for taking my call, *******.
Our charity event will be benefiting Soldiers’ Angels – Project Valor IT (click link for info) which provide laptop computers with voice recognition capability to severely wounded American Servicemen and women returning home.
My original note to ****** ****** is below.
Thanks again,
Hell, I might actually see if I can dig up enough information to try and invite Baldwin tomorrow…
I’m not that familiar with Adam Baldwin; but if that doesn’t work out, Elisha Cuthbert would not be a bad invitee.
Adam Baldwin == Jayne Cobb, public relations official of Serenity. Big guy. Gun-friendly. Decent person. Sadly, not female. Also, hard to track down contact information for.