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It happened to me.
The TSA laid their blue-gloved hands on me Sunday after I “opted out” of their undocumented (perhaps) cancer-inducing scan-o-porno-gram contraption.
They studiously ignored my 4+ Million miles Executive Platinum American Airlines baggage tags and treated me to a full-body feel-up.
It was not performed by a Miss America candidate and therefore, it was not pleasant.
Meanwhile, the State of Texas has introduced a bill that would criminalize such actions by the TSA or by any others.
God Bless Texas!
The porno-scan is an illegal alien? Do terrorists have frequent flyer miles? Are any of them in the million mile club? Inquiring minds want to know…
Er, no.
Undocumented refers to the fact that the TSA has not allowed (or released documents from) any independent tests of the radiation levels emitted by their porno-scanners.
To my knowledge, all they have released on the subject was something like, “there should be no harm for travelers who are scanned six times a year.”
Since I go through TSA Security sometimes as much as six times a week, that disclosure was not an acceptable endorsement of the ‘completely harmless position’ the TSA has been trumpeting about these machines.
Apologies for leaving that explanation out of the original post, but ‘brevity’ uses less keystrokes.
Are you going for 10 million miles?
I don’t think I’d last long enough to make 10 million!
I would have to travel at this year’s rate (485 miles per day) for the next 33.7 years to reach 10 million miles.
So … I don’t think so.
Do any terrorists have frequent flyer miles?